Conquering the Sui and Tang Dynasties: My System Summons Gods and Ghosts

The Old Man of the Moon: Set me up with Li Xiuning, the third daughter of Lord Tang.

The Thunder God: No need for your thunderclap. I can kill Li Xuanba with a single strike.

The Thunder Goddess: Tyrant Yang Guang has improper designs on you. Why not zap him to ashes?

Black and White Impermanence: Take Li Er away for me.

Thousand-Mile Eye, lend me your glasses. I want to see what Xiao Meiniang is doing so late at night.

Wind-Following Ear, listen in and find out what Li Yuan says about me behind my back...

With all these gods backing me up, I can turn day into night, scatter beans to summon soldiers, sweep my sword to make rivers, summon wind and rain, and bring frost and snow.

Once the chaos is quelled, the whole realm will be mine.

Who needs Li Jing, Qin Qiong, Luo Cheng, or Yuchi Gong?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.