Investiture of the Gods: I Really Just Want to Die!

Lin Fan transmigrates into Investiture of the Gods and actually becomes King Zhou, Di Xin?!

But Lin Fan isn't worried at all, because his golden finger is awesome.

The Die and Become a Sage System!

As long as Lin Fan dies, he can immediately become a Sage of Heaven and Earth.

So Lin Fan sets off on a creative spree of trying to get himself killed.

"If I blaspheme Nuwa, surely I'll get smacked to death, right?"

Nuwa: "Your poem is pretty good. I like it!"

"If I live a life of debauchery and get overthrown, surely I'll die, right?"

Grand Tutor Wen: "Your Majesty, our population has doubled again. When should we purge the demons?"

"If I curse Yuanshi and denounce Tongtian, surely I'll die, right?"

Yuanshi: "You make a good point, Daoist friend. I have indeed shown my younger brother too little affection."

Tongtian: "Thank you, Daoist friend. The Jie Sect Disciples owe their survival to you!"

Lin Fan: "..."

I just want to die once. Why is it so hard?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.