From the Start, I Matched the Wrong Couple, and 100,000 Celestial Maidens Married the Buddha

Ji Sheng, a master matchmaker, transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and activated a Super Matchmaking System.

What? The Buddha Tathagata, whose Buddhist powers were boundless, had been single for ten thousand years? Let's find him a Dao companion! First, send out a hundred thousand red threads of fate.

The Jade Emperor spotted a thread of fate on the Queen Mother's body. "That monk Tathagata has gone too far! How dare he cuckold me!"

The Bull Demon King spotted a thread of fate on Princess Iron Fan. "You shameless woman! You've been fooling around with that bald Tathagata?"

Meng Po saw a red thread around her wrist. "My destined husband is the Buddha? Today is a joyous occasion for this old woman. Every soul here must drink three extra bowls of Meng Po soup."

Sun Wukong's fiery golden eyes saw the dense web of threads of fate on Tathagata. "You old Tathagata! You wouldn't let my master marry the Queen of the Women's Kingdom, yet you go around wooing women yourself."

A hundred thousand rumored Dao companions gathered at Spirit Mountain. The Three Realms were shocked. Who could have guessed that Tathagata, always so strict about Buddhist discipline, was actually a total playboy?!

Tathagata: "I hereby issue my decree: the Three Realms are to hunt down the love demon Ji Sheng. Kill him on sight!"

Ji Sheng was baffled. I was just trying to get you a wife. How did that make you hate me?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.