Genshin Impact: Spoiling the Main Story from the Start, Leaving the Seven Archons Stunned

Bai Mo transmigrates to Teyvat, becoming one of the Four Nothings: no connections, no Vision, no Mora, and, most importantly, no System.

But when Stormterror ravages Mondstadt, he unexpectedly activates a livestreaming System.

A slacker boy's interactions with a dragon. The Traveler sneaks into a church at night. Rex Lapis dines and dashes. The Raiden Shogun's milk-scented slash...

Bai Mo releases one spoiler video after another, leaving all seven Archons dumbfounded!

Venti: I've been slacking off for thousands of years, and one video exposes me?

Jean: The Fatui are trying to assassinate Barbatos? And right outside the church?

Ningguang: Rex Lapis faked his death? And he doesn't even have Mora to pay for his meal!

Zhongli: Ahem, I just forgot to bring my Mora. Tartaglia, pay the bill!

Tartaglia: What bill? The video already sold me out. I'm out of here.

Ei: That angle when he draws his sword! The creator must die! Musou no Hitotachi!

Hu Tao: Fatui, want to book our services? Two people together, and the second gets half off!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.