Gourmet: I Quit Smoking and Drinking for a Bowl of Noodles

Yu Jiangwen opened an unassuming restaurant outside the university's main gate.

University eateries usually pride themselves on good food at low prices, but his place did the exact opposite.

The cheapest item on the menu was a bowl of plain noodles for 98 yuan!

And yet a long line formed outside!

Student: "After three days of steamed buns with chili sauce, I can finally have a bowl of noodles!"

Big Brother: "You can smoke and drink, but you absolutely must not go into that restaurant!"

Underling: "Why not?"

Big Brother: "Ever since I went in once, I've given up smoking and drinking, and stopped going to internet cafes, all so I can save money for a bowl of noodles!"

Rich Kid: "Boss, why not raise the prices a little more? Then I'd have less competition and wouldn't have to wait in such a long line!"

Everyone gives him murderous looks: "Get lost!"

Cafeterias and supermarkets: "Business is getting tough!"

Sports University admissions brochure: We have a chef at our gate who refuses to be certified by Michelin!

Second admissions brochure: Does your child have a **habit of wasting money? Send them to our school! Once they get here, all they'll want to do is save up for a bowl of noodles!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.