What a Mess! From the Start, Five Villains All Claim Me as Their Dad

Qin Lang transmigrates.

What? The rich woman is my wife? What? She's dead, too? What? All her property is mine? What a mess! Her children are mine, too?

I activated the Comeback System. Every time I clap back at someone, I get stronger. This is so ridiculous, it's off the charts!

Qin Xuan: You'd better hand over all the property, or I'll make you regret it.

Qin Rou: You're not bad. I suppose I can accept you.

Qin Huai: What does it have to do with me? I'll provide for myself.

Qin Hao: I'm laughing. It's an act.

Qin Yu: I'll make sure you experience my pain.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.