Siheyuan: I'm a Corpse Driver! How Dare Those Beasts Mess With Me?

Li Wenzhong transmigrates into the world of Love in the Courtyard, becoming an ordinary resident of the courtyard. He discovers that Qin Huairu has yet to marry Jia Dongxu, so he plans to win her over.

But Qin Huairu thinks the bride price he offers is too low and turns around to marry Jia Dongxu instead.

Five years later, Jia Dongxu is still a level-two fitter, while Li Wenzhong has become a level-five fitter and awakened the Corpse Driver System.

Jia Zhangshi spouts filth? Here's a Stench Charm. You can spend every day rummaging for food in the toilet.

Bang Geng dares to steal a chicken? Here's an Addiction to Theft Charm. Go steal all of Jia Zhangshi's retirement savings.

Jia Dongxu wants a promotion and a raise? Here's a Major Blunder Charm. You'll lose so much money you'll be ruined.

Silly Zhu likes being a simp? Here's an Infertility Charm. Serves you right for ending up without an heir!

Qin Huairu watches Li Wenzhong's life get better and better while her own home is a complete mess and her days grow more and more miserable.

She regrets it deeply...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.