I Sat Up in a Bronze Coffin and Terrified the Tomb-Raiding Trio

After working overtime, Zhong Chen takes the subway home. He dozes off for a moment and somehow transmigrates.

Transmigrating is one thing, but why stuff him inside a bronze coffin? What is this supposed to mean?

Just then, a tomb-raiding trio shows up to open Zhong Chen's coffin.

Damn it! Fatso, what are you groping around for? Don't you know men should keep their hands to themselves around other men?

"Ding!"

"The Terror System has been successfully activated. Scare people to earn rewards!"

Great.

Just wait. I'll scare the life out of you grave robbers. You dared to rob a tomb right over my head!

Terror is returning, and the subterranean world is stirring.

Faqiu fingers, Mountain-Moving techniques, dragon-seeking and acupoint-finding, and a tattooed qilin on a real tough guy.

Maybe I've been single too long. The Queen Mother of the West, the Queen of Jingjue, the Ghost Mother, Nuba, the Forbidden Woman...

They all look lovely to me.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.