Three Kingdoms: I Focus on Tormenting Old Cao, or I’m No True Man

"Niannian, don't spank your dad in front of everyone."

"Old Cao, I can't. Dad told me to do it."

"Smack Cao Cao three times, get a pack of spicy strips as a reward."

"Old Cao, let me spank your bottom a few more times."

Cao Niancao transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era and somehow becomes Cao Cao's illegitimate son. Ever since Cao Cao gained this son, though, every day has been worse than death. Even his several eldest sons can't take it anymore.

"Father, we can't let Niancao keep acting out. I suggest we drag him in front of the entire army and spank him in public to restore your authority."

Cao Zhi makes his suggestion.

"Yes, excellent."

"Report, Prime Minister! Young Master Cao is outside and requests an audience."

"Tell him I'm not here! Zhi'er, hurry and get me out of here."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.