Urban: Please, Get Your Act Together!

In a small coastal city in the Star Kingdom, there is a little restaurant with a touch of magic.

The owner skips out every other day and is often absent from work.

Yet even so, leading figures from every walk of life come one after another to visit the little place.

The calligraphy association chairman: "Looking back across the history of calligraphy, this copy of the Preface to the Orchid Pavilion could rank first. Chen Mu deserves to be called the greatest calligrapher of our time!"

The traditional painting association chairman: "Master Chen Mu's painting Shrimp at Play is simply the defining work of contemporary ink painting!"

The xiangqi association chairman: "Ah, Chen is truly the greatest xiangqi player alive today! It's such a waste for him to be cooking in this little restaurant!"

As the big names from so many fields sing his praises, Chen Mu keeps launching new ventures.

The diners are speechless.

Diner: "Boss, please, stop neglecting your real job!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.