Genshin Impact: Hu Tao Wants to Cremate Me Every Day

When Lin Yan woke up, he had unexpectedly transmigrated to the world of Genshin Impact.

He stared at the wandering spirits all around him, stunned.

Damn, was this Wuwang Hill? The border between life and death?

How had he ended up in a place like this?

Just as Lin Yan was at a loss for what to do,

a cute girl with twin tails and a hat bearing the Qian Kun Tai Gua design happened to walk by.

"Hu Tao, Hu Tao, don't go! I'm your long-lost great-uncle!"

"Huh? Hu Tao has a great-uncle?"

"That's right! Hu Tao, will you take your great-uncle out of here? I'll buy you candy!"

"But, Great-Uncle, you're already dead. You can't leave this place!"

"Dead? No way. I'm talking to you right now..."

"Great-Uncle, you aren't breathing and your heart isn't beating. Oh, I get it! You want me to purify you, don't you?"

"Hu Tao can help with that!"

"Uh... little miss, I think I've got the wrong person. Damn!"

Hu Tao silently pulled out a rope and tied a knot.

"A customer came right to my door. I can't let this one get away!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.