My Parents Were Still in College and I Won an Award for My Doctoral Thesis.

"Something bad has happened. Your son has been kidnapped by kidnappers." Mom: "Three barrels, open the bar, what a fool!" My mother spread her hands and said, "Why are you in a hurry? Give me the money quickly. You may not know who kidnapped whom." What? ! Aliens invaded the earth? Alien: "According to big data analysis, the combat effectiveness of human children is basically 0. We will immediately capture and study them." Yu Yang squinted his eyes slightly and stood calmly, while a satellite missile in space located the alien. Boom! "You told me this is called combat effectiveness 0?!" "Mission failed..." The world's number one killer: "I have only served one person in my life. He was a child... No, he was a devil!" The world's number one soprano: "Thanks for his rescue." The world's number one mathematical genius: "Everything in this world can be expressed with formulas, but he, he... He is not within the scope of mathematical calculations." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.