Siheyuan: None of You Are Getting Away

Name: Siheyuan: None of You Are Getting Away
Author: Cosmic Flow from the Start

四合院：一个都别想跑

by Cosmic Flow from the Start (开局宇宙流)

Status: Completed
Length: 250k Words
Genre: Fanfiction
Subgenre: Film & TV Fanfiction
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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Zhang Hongwei transmigrates into the world of the TV drama Love in the Courtyard, becoming a textbook scoundrel living in the courtyard.

He binds himself to the Nerve-Breaking System: if you mess with me, I'll make trouble for you. Whoever acts like a scoundrel gets dealt with.

Bang Geng bullies my little sister? I'll beat him up!

Jia Zhangshi says I have no manners? I'll give her a piece of my mind!

Qin Huairu puts on a pitiful act? Get lost!

The First Master tries to guilt-trip me? Not happening!

Xu Damao wants to frame me? Keep dreaming!

Silly Zhu wants to steal my bicycle? You already raise someone else's kids, and you still want a bicycle?

Everyone in this courtyard is going to have a daily meltdown, one after another:

Huairu cracks, Huairu cracks, once Huairu cracks, Bang Geng cracks;

Bang Geng cracks, Bang Geng cracks, once Bang Geng cracks, the First Master cracks...

Don't worry, there's enough for everyone. No one gets away!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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