I, the Sleep Tester in the Haunted House, Fight Ghosts and Gods with My Head and Eight Arms

I have written countless horror novels, but never for a moment did I imagine that I would become the protagonist in a ghost story... The fourteenth day of the Gengzi month of the Xinchou year By the time you see this page, I should be dead. Don't look down at the bottom of the bed… Don't open that black mirror... Don't touch that doll... Of course, it's best not to enter this haunted house! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.