That's Ridiculous! The Protagonist of My Book Wants to Kill Me

At that moment, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters from the tip of my nose.

But after a quarter of an incense stick, its owner would fall completely in love with me.

Was it because I was going to tell a lie?

No. It was because my damn System dad had arrived, so I wasn't afraid of her anymore.

Tang Yuan looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, with her fair skin and long legs, and let out a snickering laugh.

Sorry, I can do everything you can, and I'm even better at it.

And I can do what you can't, too. There's nothing you can do about it.

"Be a good girl and call me Daddy."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.