Mom and Dad Are Both Hidden Bosses

First time, my first time writing a book. On a dark and windy night, alone in bed When you open your eyes to see the time, when you close your eyes and fantasize The left hand is holding the quilt, the right hand is stroking the leg If you have nothing to do in your spare time, why not go pick up girls? Just do it and never regret it. Just do it, get out of bed, put on your clothes and go out. As long as the protagonist's halo is immortal, gods, demons, immortals and Buddhas, traveling through the ancient world, and the ancient world of chaos, your parents have clearly arranged it for you. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.