This Grandpa Is a Bit Showy

The night a year ago Grandpa told me that he has a very strong system. He came from time travel and has lived two lives and is very powerful. You can fight big parrots up the mountain, and catch arowana down the river. I can compete with substitute teachers and pass CET-6 in English. He can act like a gangster, and he can fool a gangster. Morning Tai Chi, sword practice, radio exercises Afternoon chess, games, square dancing Helping grandson with homework in the evening He is the busiest grandpa in life This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.