My Dad Is the King of Modifications

A cozy everyday story about a dad and his daughter

Class adviser: "Hey, did you know? We have a little internet celebrity in our class!"

Other teachers: "An internet celebrity?" they ask, eyes wide.

Class adviser: "It's Feifei, the little girl who's been living in her dad's delivery box since she was six months old!"

Other teachers: They cover their mouths in shock!

Internet celebrities: "Feifei, your dad is amazing! How about I become your mom?"

Little Feifei: "Sure, sure! Then you'll be my fourth mommy!" she says in her baby voice, counting on her little fingers.

The five-star varieties developed by Li Yuan can turn a desert into an oasis if you simply toss one into the sand.

The seven-star varieties developed by Li Yuan grow lush and abundant if you just toss one onto Saturn or Jupiter, instantly turning those planets into worlds fit for human habitation!

Global broadcast: "We interrupt our programming with a shocking event that has the whole world buzzing. Congratulations! Mr. Li Yuan of Huaxia has become the first to confirm that Saturn and Jupiter are suitable for human habitation. This discovery will benefit all of humanity."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.