Orcs Will Never Be Slaves! Unless You Provide Room and Board!

He was once the world's strongest man. He was the commander of a top-secret special forces unit. He was also a genius who had earned more postdoctoral degrees than anyone else in the world, and a fanatical lover of extreme sports. He was one shameless man... He could have become a legend, until... he got himself killed...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.