I Roast Pretty Boy Idols: From the Start, I Rank China's Top Ten Traditional-Style Songs

"The winner of the 2018 Chinese Golden Melody Awards is... Fang Mo, for his hit 'Goose, You're So Beautiful!'"

Lin Ye, a former songwriting prodigy who got flamed for bashing pretty-boy celebrities, was cyberbullied to death by their fans. Now, transmigrated into this world with the War Wolf System, he'll show a world that's been sick of pretty boys for far too long what true classics are and what a truly great song sounds like!

When we listen to music, we listen to the songs, not the faces!

"You ask why I write Chinese-style songs?" Lin Ye smiles at a reporter's question. "I'm not targeting Fang Mo in particular. I'm targeting all pretty boys and Korean pop acts. I want everyone to know that Chinese pop is the best!"

"If Hua Tuo returned, he could cure this worship of foreign things. Let foreigners come learn Chinese characters, and awaken our people's national spirit..."

I, Lin Ye, will start with the Herbal Compendium to cure your obsession with foreign things!

If you're short on hit songs, then I'll show you what real hits sound like!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.