Live Antique Appraisal: Your Great-Grandma’s Coffin Lid Is About to Fly Off

"Hey, viewer, your great-grandma's about to tear the roof off!"

"Streamer, you're awful! I asked you to look at a family heirloom! Why are you insulting her?"

"You brought a knife used to castrate men and called it your great-grandma's family heirloom. Did you think she'd be happy about that?"

Chen Chang'an never imagined that the first treasure he'd appraise after coming down from the mountain to livestream would be a little sickle used for castrating men.

"Hello, police? There's a tomb robber here."

He calls the police while helping with the appraisal.

He only came down from the mountain to see if he could find any good treasures. He never expected to spend every day reporting tomb robbers to the police, not to mention helping find national treasures.

"Hey, isn't the streamer arresting anyone today?"

"Upstairs, did you come to listen to a story?"

"You get a story with every appraisal. What a deal."

"I actually cried watching the livestream. Streamer, are you even human?"

"Brilliant! What a poem!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.