Buddha, Stop Now. The Saints Are All Outside Mount Lingshan

Zhou Tong transmigrates to the Heavenly Court of Journey to the West and befriends deities from every corner of the heavens.

He thrives in the Heavenly Court!

Queen Mother: "I put you in charge of the female immortals, and what do you do? You move straight into the Moon Palace, and now Chang'e and all the other celestial maidens have become your immortal consorts!"

Zhou Tong: "Actually, your seven daughters live in the Moon Palace too!"

He's put in charge of the Spirit Beast Garden and raises all the immortals' mounts until they become Great Encompassing Golden Immortals, and even Quasi-Sages!

Sun Wukong attacks the Southern Heavenly Gate?

Zhou Tong says, "With me here, not even a mosquito can get in!"

The Jade Emperor: "Can't you go a little easy on him? Buddhism has given us plenty of benefits. Now that mischievous monkey can't even get through the Heavenly Court's front gate. Could you play along?"

On the journey to fetch the scriptures, Tang Sanzang grumbles, "What scriptures? The three monkey brothers can't even beat a bull when they team up!"

The Tathagata turns dark: "You dare obstruct the Journey to the West? Just watch me turn the tides at Spirit Mountain!"

The Eighteen Arhats and the gods of the heavens all kneel before the Tathagata, begging him: "Buddha, please stop! The area outside Spirit Mountain is crawling with Sages!"

All of Buddhism drops to its knees in tears. "We'll deliver the scriptures ourselves!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.