Zhang Jiao Passed the Celestial Master's Mantle to Me, and My Words Become Law

Zhang Jiao: "Lord Thunder, help me!"

"You got it."

As soon as Mei Zhe agreed, the winds and rain raged, and thunder boomed.

Then a bolt of lightning struck Zhang Jiao dead.

Mei Zhe: "Ning'er, I really didn't mean to get back at him."

Zhang Ning: *eye roll*

Liu Bei: "Mr. Mei, the land is in chaos. Would you be willing to come out of seclusion and help me restore the Han dynasty?"

Mei Zhe: "Easy. I'll build you a divine Han empire in no time."

Cao Cao: "You demonic priest! Attack! Black dog blood, virgin boy's urine, peachwood swords, throw it all at him!"

Mei Zhe: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.