Siheyuan: Don't Mess with Me, I'm Not Human

Yang Yue opens his eyes and finds himself transmigrated into the world of Birds All Over the Courtyard, most absurdly as a yellow weasel with a hundred years of cultivation.

Bound to a System, all he has to do is successfully ask someone to confer a title on him. Then he can not only turn back into human form, but also gain cultivation and eventually attain immortality.

Who could have guessed that when he asked Xu Damao for a title, that bastard would nearly beat him to death?

Fine! If any of the beasts in this courtyard dare provoke Yang Yue, none of them will enjoy a peaceful life!

He uses Possession, making Xu Damao sing wildly in the middle of the night wearing nothing but his birthday suit. Xu becomes the laughingstock of the courtyard, and his blind date with Lou Xiao'e falls through, giving Yang Yue the perfect chance to swoop in!

Bang Geng steals a chicken? Yang Yue uses an illusion spell and transforms into a monster, scaring the kid so badly he wets himself. From then on, he’s too scared to walk outside at night!

The First Master plays favorites? The Second Master is obsessed with officialdom? The Third Master is a schemer?

They’re all punks compared to Yang Yue!

He uses his Qi-Reading technique to tell the fortune of a high-ranking leader, becoming an honored guest in his home. From then on, he has both wealth and power!

Everyone in the courtyard is a beast?

Yang Yue has this to say: Don’t mess with me! Strictly speaking, I’m not even human!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.