We Crashed on the Rooftop, Then Eloped

Wang Luo figured he must be cursed with bad luck: even his suicide attempt had collided with someone else's. After an awkward three-hour standoff on a rooftop, he had long since given up on killing himself when the Truth System bound itself to him. As long as he made a reasonable argument, he could earn rewards. He immediately tried it out on the rich, beautiful woman beside him.

"People always have a reason for what they do. How many reasons do you have for wanting to die?" "Ding! Congratulations, Host. You triggered a Rank B condition and received a reward: 100 million RMB."

Having gotten a taste of the rewards, Wang Luo started talking about his own situation. "Ding! Congratulations, Host. You triggered a Rank E condition and received a reward: 100,000 RMB." "Ding! Congratulations, Host. You triggered a Rank E condition and received a reward: 100,000 RMB." "Ding! Congratulations, Host. You triggered a Rank C condition and received a reward: 10 million RMB."

Getting more and more carried away, Wang Luo said, "When all is said and done, poverty is the root of all evil." "Ding! Congratulations, Host. You triggered a Supreme Truth condition and received a special reward: universal energy utilization technology."

What happened afterward, Wang Luo never quite...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.