Senior Brother, Master Has Gone to Pick Another Fight with a Monster!

I'll come clean: the rumor that eating Tang Monk's flesh makes you immortal is one I made up myself!

Otherwise, how would there be a steady stream of demons coming to help me cultivate?!

Tang Monk pressed his palms together and said, "Wukong, stop piling up so many sins by killing. Compassion is the virtue of a Buddhist monk!"

Sun Wukong pretended to point behind Tang Monk and said, "Master! There's a demon behind you!"

Tang Monk immediately turned around and shouted, "Mighty Heavenly Dragon!"

Tang Monk sighed. "Wujing, you really should eat fewer ginseng fruits. These fruits bloom once every three thousand years, bear fruit once every three thousand years, and take another three thousand years to ripen!"

Sha Wujing pointed at the fruit juice on the corner of Tang Monk's mouth. "Master, you forgot to wipe your mouth after your twenty-first fruit!"

Tang Monk said sternly, "Wuneng, monks should be free of the four great elements. You must not give in to your passions!"

Pigsy said with an exasperated laugh, "How could a handsome monk like you understand the pain of having a pig's head?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.