Online Game: From the Start, I Crush the Boss with My Butt!

Lin Mian entered the game with three principles.

1. Keep a low profile

2. Make money

3. Keep a low profile while making money

But everything went completely off the rails from the very beginning.

Looking at the boss beneath him, the divine beast on his status panel, and a hidden class with a one-in-a-million chance of appearing,

Lin Mian wondered: Is it too late to run now?

World Announcement: Congratulations to "Daddy Mian" for killing the boss with one strike and clearing the limited-time dungeon. This dungeon is now permanently closed.

Everyone: "What an arrogant name! Wait, we can't find him during the newbie protection period? He killed a dungeon boss in one hit as a newbie? Are you kidding me?"

Guild leaders everywhere: "Go! I want his information first!"

Revered figures of every race: "Find out what race he is! Human? Doesn't matter. Tell them to get him for me, even if they have to snatch him!"

A certain Human Emperor: "Sorry, everyone. The one closest to the water gets the moon first."

Lin Mian caused a sensation throughout the entire game at Level 0.

He looked at the crowd of big shots before him.

Lin Mian: ...

"Quit bothering me, all of you get lost! I just want to keep a low profile and make money!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.