The Outrageous Abbess: Immortals Slack Off, Crushing Mortals with Work

An orphan from the Divine Realm was abandoned in the human world and mistaken for a boy.

From the start, all she had to help her was a System.

"If you're a man, come build some muscle!"

"Fatty liver! Big belly! They're all gone..."

Achievement: Fat-Burning Crusader, starved the Calcium Gang's all-fat leader into a scrawny wretch.

"I wish you eternal virginity, Daoist. May you master the Pure Yang Limitless Homebody Art soon!"

"Thanks a lot!"

Achievement: Reverse Healing, cured the Depressed Leader of the Dancing Bell Sect and drove him mad.

"Would you care to join the glorious evolution of the Purple Palace Factory?"

"I'm a woman, so save your blades!"

"How much is the bride price for a beauty?"

Achievement: Femme Fatale, charmed the Purple Palace Factory's eunuch Bei Bei Shan.

"Someone come! I abdicate the throne in favor of a worthy successor!"

"Your Majesty is wise. How could I possibly be worthy of governing a village!"

"..."

Achievement: Emperor Overthrown, one sentence from a straight woman changed the dynasty!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.