Siheyuan: Quit Sucking Up, You Beasts! My Portable Taobao Will Rip You Off

Retired soldier Shen Feng wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into a crossover world based on the Beastly Courtyard, becoming Xu Damao's neighbor.

He had planned to keep a shopping app on hand, avoid trouble, chase women, and enjoy a carefree life.

Silly Zhu lusts after Widow Qin and is willing to be sucked dry until he's broke?

Xu Damao changes women more often than clothes, yet is fated to have no children?

The sanctimonious First Uncle is only looking for a fool to support him in his old age?

The power-hungry Second Uncle spends his whole life chasing office, only to end up with unfilial children and a tragic fate?

The calculating Third Uncle is left with nothing but empty pockets and a broken family?

Jia Zhangshi loves taking advantage of people? The ungrateful Bang Geng is a habitual thief? Nan Yi is jealous of his romantic rivals? Cui Dake is full of schemes...

You beasts, stop groveling to me! I'll chase women too, and Ding Qiunan is better than you, and even Widow Liang is. Whoever messes with me, I'll ruin you!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.