The System Wants Me to Be a Heavenly Master?

"Celestial Master, the Book of Life and Death really was taken by you..."

"Nonsense. How come I don't remember that?"

"You were drunk that day..."

Chen Shu stood on a chair, burping from the booze. With bleary eyes, he pointed at the Judge. "This Celestial Master never drinks. How dare you make up such nonsense?"

One day, Chen Shu charged into a den of ghosts, magical artifact in hand, shining with divine light.

"Listen up! You have been terrorizing the land. Surrender and face your punishment!"

The ghosts: "Greetings, Celestial Master!"

Chen Shu: ???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.