I Just Opened My Eyes, and Somehow I'm the Goddess Streamer's Husband in Name Only

Lin Lu discovered that he had transmigrated to a parallel world where entertainment was far less developed.

He had also gotten a marriage certificate with streamer Zhou Erke.

He planned to get a divorce as soon as possible and live out a quiet, ordinary life, but then the System came crashing down on him!

Just reading books would earn him the corresponding skills!

And so...

From Ghost Blows Out the Light to Battle Through the Heavens, from Grave Robbers' Chronicles to Perfect World,

one classic novel after another came out, and Lin Lu became an overnight sensation across the internet.

Netizens: "Holy crap! Ghost Blows Out the Light is terrifying! The author is freaking awesome!"

Zhou Erke: "Hubby, why did Xiao Yan marry two wives? *side-eye*"

Demon King: "Teacher Lin, I'll trade you ten photo books for one extra chapter. Please, please!"

Then came the music.

One song, Chengdu, had its rights bought by the government. Another, Red Pity, ushered in a new era for traditional Chinese opera-style singing. Then there was Father's Prose Poem...

Until one day...

"Honey, is this the song you wrote for me?"

"Yeah."

"What's it called?"

"Ugly Monster."

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.