I'm Not Bragging: My Seniority Is Infinite

Don't think I'm bragging, really. The information I broke is absolutely true. King Qin Guang likes to shake his legs when playing mahjong. Zhong Kui's brain is not working well in Landlord Fighting. The king of Chujiang played chess and chatted. Black and white and impermanence are road fools. Meng Po's soup seems to have passed its shelf life. Judge Choi's book of life and death is an electronic version. What? Am I lying? There is no wifi in the underworld... Uh... Okay! Except for the Book of Life and Death, I, Li Tianyi, point to the sky and swear, "Everything I say is true." Don't you believe it? Look, a flying saucer. Made a mistake... Start again. Look, text. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.