You’ve Already Become a Buddha, and You Want Me to Journey West for Scriptures?

What's it like to transmigrate to Journey to the West and become Tang Sanzang?

Eighty-one tribulations?

All manner of demons and monsters?

A strict vegetarian diet and religious precepts? What's that?

Refrain from killing? No way! I prefer to win people over with virtue!

As for female demons, I'm off to bed with them... I mean, to persuade them!

Wukong: What? Victorious Fighting Buddha? With Master here, how would I dare call myself a fighter?

Bajie: What? When did I ever say I wanted to split up? With Master here, I love journeying west to fetch the scriptures!

Sha Wujing: "...Master is the strongest!"

Buddha: Heh. Just ignore him!

The demons and monsters stare in terror at the smiling Tang Sanzang. "Stay away from me!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.