Don't Be Afraid, My Internet Cafe Is Very Serious!

Please follow the following rules when surfing the Internet in this Internet cafe: 1: Night-time users should not watch any horror movies. 2: If something comes out of the display, please hold your boarding number plate high for ten seconds. 3: If you find a cat repairing a computer, do not approach it and notify the network administrator immediately. 4: When playing chicken and you find that you can form a team of five, please close your eyes for ten seconds immediately. 5: If someone taps you on the shoulder while playing LoL, never look back and report it to the network administrator immediately. 6: You can play stand-alone games as you like, but if a black cat appears on the screen, please leave the Internet cafe within 1 minute! 7: When calling the network administrator, make sure you are wearing white clothes. If you are wearing black clothes, please pretend you didn't see it! Are these rules scary? Don't be afraid! My Internet cafe is very serious! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.