Xuanhuan: You Call This a Cultivation Game?

On Blue Star, an ad for a cultivation game quietly appeared in the livestream of the game streamer Daidaimeng, shocking all the viewers.

What are you even saying in this ad?

You say this is a cultivation game?

With a one-hundred-percent virtual reality experience?

A brand-new version unlike anything I've ever seen?

Yeah, right. I don't believe a word of it!

Still, there's no harm in giving it a try...

First login. Player:

"Whoa, your ad was serious. It's not exaggerated at all, though it is just a tiny bit difficult."

"Fight monsters? One punch each! Except I'm not the one hitting them, they're hitting me! Level up? I have to cultivate? Skills? What, I have to create them myself?"

"This is challenging. I like it!"

"Aha, finally, I've gotten stronger..."

"So, a battle among all the races? Not happening! With me here, the human race is invincible! That's what I say!"

"Who agrees? Who objects?"

Snake Clan: I objec...

You object, my ass. Wipe them out!

Who's next...

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