All Right, I Admit It: My Cat Knows Kung Fu

I woke up from a nap to discover that the cat at home knows martial arts and can even talk.

From then on, my life became much more colorful.

Horse stance, martial arts training.

It starts a fight at the slightest provocation.

"Go get me some meat. A big feast."

"Cat food? That's for cats. I'm not an ordinary cat."

"Want me to introduce you to a female cat?"

"I'm not an ordinary cat."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.