Siheyuan: I Make Anyone Who Crosses Me Cry, Starting with Bang Geng

Shen Fei transmigrates into the world of The Birds Fill the Courtyard, becoming one of its residents.

All he wants is to live a decent life of his own.

Granny Deaf favors Silly Zhu, and Silly Zhu loves being taken advantage of.

The three masters are respectively hypocritical, obsessed with officialdom, and scheming about everything.

Jia Zhangshi and Banggeng are both ungrateful little wretches.

Qin Huairu is a white lotus, while Xu Damao is born incapable of having children.

I never picked a fight with the courtyard's beasts, but they kept provoking me.

So then...

I'm no Cao Cao, but the Cao Cao spirit lives on, and it really is delicious.

Banggeng: "Uncle, I'm so glad I didn't get sent to juvenile detention."

Shen Fei: "Little Geng, hurry up and get your mom over here to pay up, in cash and in kind."

Xu Damao and Silly Zhu: "Brother, you're such a good guy."

Shen Fei: "Come by often. The more, the better."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.