Siheyuan: Whoever Messes with Me Gets Bad Luck

Jia Banggeng, the peerless Thief Saint; He Yuzhu, the neighborhood's top bootlicker.

Qin, the widow with a knack for swindling Silly Zhu; Granny Deaf, the doting grandchild fanatic.

Xu Damao, doomed to die without heirs; Liu Haizhong, obsessed with official titles.

Yi Zhonghai, a sanctimonious hypocrite; Yan Bugui, the king of penny-pinching.

Cao Jifeng transmigrates into this crowded courtyard and secretly warns all these colorful characters: Don't mess with me. Anyone who does will regret it. I just want to be a quiet, handsome man, with a wife and kids and a warm bed.

So why won't any of them listen?

Jia Banggeng, the Thief Saint, steals my stuff? Fine, I'll deal with him.

Qin the widow wants to swindle me? All right, I'll remember that and deal with her.

Silly Zhu, unbeatable in a fistfight, wants to beat me up? Great, my combat skills have finally come in handy.

The moral paragon, Uncle Yi, takes Silly Zhu's side? You got it. I'll send Jia Zhangshi after him, so he won't have to die alone.

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.