Siheyuan: Whoever Messes with Me Gets Bad Luck

Lin Tong transmigrates into the world of The Birds-Filled Courtyard,

where he gains the power of Cursed Words: blessings never come true, but curses always do.

Faced with a courtyard full of scoundrels, he starts giving them a piece of his mind:

"First Master, your legs aren't what they used to be. Be careful when you walk, or you might break one."

The next day, First Master slips on his way to work and breaks his leg.

"Second Master, take your time eating. You don't want to choke."

Second Master: "Cough, cough... Help me, I'm choking!"

That day, Second Master is rushed to the hospital and barely makes it back.

"Qin Huairu, you..." Qin Huairu turns pale. "Lin Tong! Please, stop talking..."

Silly Zhu, you're not so silly after all. You're better than anyone at taking advantage of people, just like your father. You can't keep your eyes off widows.

Xu Damao! Pigs can reproduce, dogs can reproduce, but you can't. You're worse than a pig or a dog...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.