Great Qi: My Imperial Ancestor Is a God of Bad Ideas

This hurts like hell.

Where am I? I was just lying in a hospital bed. How did I end up dumped out in the middle of nowhere?

Could this be a dream? Those two underworld messengers said they had grabbed the wrong person. They were supposed to take Lin Gan from the next bed, but mistook Xuan for Gan.

Having two illiterate ghost bailiffs come to take you is serious dereliction of duty. I only had appendicitis, for crying out loud.

"General Mu, His Highness is still alive!"

"Your Highness, hang in there. This old man will pull the arrow out for you."

Anesthesiologist, hurry up and give me an anesthetic! I'm not letting anyone operate on me!

The Qi Kingdom? Lin Xuan? Why does that sound so familiar? Grandpa once said the Lin family had been the royal family of Qi a thousand years ago, and that the last member of the royal house had the same name as me. Could the ghost bailiffs have meant to send me back to life but taken me to the wrong place? I want to go back.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.