The Idiot Immortal Son-in-Law

Sit cross-legged, with the five centers facing the sky. Keep your eyes neither fully open nor fully closed. Press your tongue to the roof of your mouth, draw in your anus and tighten your pelvic floor. Focus on the spiritual energy of all creation gathering in my dantian...

In a villa courtyard in Qingzhou, a chubby, adorable little girl of about five or six follows the earnest instructions of a big, silly young man and practices her cultivation.

After watching TV, the little girl decides she wants to cultivate. The silly young man claims to be an immortal. To get a lollipop from her, he not only has to teach her cultivation, but also help open her Ren and Du meridians.

The teacher takes it seriously, and the student has no doubts at all.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.