Global Lord: I Beat God-Tier Troops with Massage

Billions of people from Blue Star arrive simultaneously on the Infinite Continent, where they become lords and compete for supremacy.

Everyone starts with a randomly assigned first-tier troop type.

Troops of the same tier can vary enormously in potential and combat strength.

But even the weakest goblin can advance to become a divine-tier troop, a Golden Immortal Goblin.

Xiao Chen, meanwhile, awakens the Divine Oracle talent.

Since even eating, sleeping, and getting massages can increase his attributes, he takes a path unlike anyone else's.

Lord A: "My troops have evolved into eighth-tier Void Paladins."

Lord B: "That's nothing. My troops are ninth-tier Flame Sky Dragons now."

Lord C: "Make way, make way! My troops are the holy and mighty divine-tier Archangels of Judgment."

Just then, Xiao Chen charges toward the other lords in a Mythic Set, with his class displayed as an Eighth-Realm Dark Overlord Demon God.

"What?! Why can't I even see his health bar change when my divine-tier Archangel of Judgment attacks him?"

Xiao Chen replies calmly, "Oh, that's from all the massages I've had."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.