Perfect Urban Life: The Ultimate Rejection System!

"Dear user, the System has detected that Bai Suzhen has just descended the mountain and is about to reach West Lake. Please refuse her offer to repay your kindness at once! You must not marry her either! Successfully turning her down will earn you three billion yuan in cash, a futuristic AI girlfriend robot, a thousand years of cultivation, a hundredfold increase in your portable storage space, and a voice fit for a top singer..."

"But, well, what if Lady Bai is so beautiful that I fail to turn her down? Heh heh."

"Failure to refuse will result in the loss of all your cultivation." The System mercilessly raised the stakes. "Your entire fortune will also be confiscated, including a villa, one hundred billion in literary treasures, ten dogs, a pond..."

"Uh, will you take my little scooter too?"

The first mission issued by this rotten System, "Reject Bai Suzhen," kept me waiting for eight hundred years.

Heh heh, after I "cleverly completed" it, I finally got to live the kind of awesome urban life I'd always dreamed of!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.