Chen Xuan transmigrates to a parallel world with only a thin trace of spiritual energy.
He binds to a cultivation System and catches the last train to immortality.
After three years of cultivation, Chen Xuan becomes the fearsome and universally despised Northern Profound Demon Venerable of the cultivation world.
To break through his cultivation bottleneck, Chen Xuan plans to leave the mountains and enter the city, waiting for an opportunity.
Unexpectedly, on his very first day out, a stunning campus beauty drags him into pretending to be her boyfriend!
She even claims to be a big shot in the cultivation world and says she'll teach him to cultivate, help him soar, and let him enjoy a life more fun than that of an immortal!!!
Chen Xuan panics on the spot. "May I ask what level of cultivation you have, Immortal Maiden?"
Campus Beauty: "You mortals should ask no questions!"
Chen Xuan: "May I ask why you don't fly on your sword, Immortal Maiden?"
Campus Beauty: "Cultivation keeps up with the times. Walking is healthier!!"
Chen Xuan: "Campus Beauty, I advise you not to put on airs!"
Campus Beauty: "If I didn't put on airs, how would I keep you hooked?"
Chen Xuan: "Ahem..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.