Transmigrated Into a Book as the Villain: Ridiculous! The Heroine Isn't Face-Slapping Me Anymore?

Fang Xiao: "I don't want to be a pathetic simp anymore."

System: "Yes, you do."

Fang Xiao: "Three years, then another three years. Do you know what it's been like for me, spending all this time as a pathetic simp...?"

System: "Finish the plot and I'll grant you three wishes. Or you can fail the mission and wait to be killed after accidentally offending the protagonist someday. Your choice."

Fang Xiao: "..."

How is that even a choice? Guess I'll keep simping.

After transmigrating into a book as a villain, Fang Xiao diligently plays the pathetic simp, only for the plot to be rebooted when it reaches ninety-nine percent.

Starting over, he's at a birthday banquet where he's expected to break off an engagement.

Fang Xiao has laid all the groundwork and is waiting to get face-slapped.

Fang Xiao: "I love you. Give me a chance."

The heroine: "Sure."

Fang Xiao: "..."

Fang Xiao: "???"

Fang Xiao: "WTF?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.