He transmigrated into the world of Love in the Courtyard and became He Yuzhu, the ultimate simp.
He swore that this time, he would live a completely different life!
From the start, he drew a clear line between himself and Qin, the widow. If she wanted to mooch off someone, she could find somebody else.
Xu Damao was infertile. A good beating usually set him straight.
Bang Geng loved stealing? He could get a taste of iron-fisted justice, then be sent to juvenile detention.
What? Jia Zhangshi wanted to cause trouble? Why not turn her into a real old monster?
As for the sanctimonious First Uncle, the pompous Second Uncle, and the penny-pinching Third Uncle,
if they dared to mess with me, I'd let them try my iron fists.
With the help of his sign-in System, He Yuzhu thrived in his 1960s courtyard.
When the tide of the times came, he looked back at the courtyard, now completely transformed, and sighed.
I only wanted to live an easy, carefree life. Why do all you demons and monsters keep coming after me?
Are my fists not hard enough?
Well, in the end, you all confessed, didn't you?
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
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