Journey to the West: I Refuse the Pilgrimage and Lay Low Until I Become a Mythic Great One

Xuanzang has been a monk for over twenty years, and at last his long-lost System finally finds him.

Ding! Congratulations, Host, for refusing the G-grade pilgrimage chain quest. You have received the Mythic Dragon-Elephant Prajna Skill.

Ding! Congratulations, Host, for refusing the S-grade pilgrimage quest. You have received the Divine Elephant Suppressing Prison Strength.

Guanyin: "Xuanzang, I'm begging you, please go on the pilgrimage."

Tathagata: "Xuanzang, come and fetch the scriptures. I'll make you Maitreya Buddha when you return."

Xuanzang: "There's no way I'm going on that pilgrimage. The only thing I'll do in this life is hang out in Chang'an City with my sworn brother Li Shimin, bully rich young masters, and flirt with young married women."

The young married women in Chang'an City are all so much fun, so big and round and... Namo Amitabha, the Great Tripitaka Master. This poor monk means steamed buns.

How about you bring the scriptures here instead?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.