My Girlfriend Asked Me to Bring Her Food at 1 A.M.? We're Breaking Up

After transmigrating, he discovers that his previous self was a total simp.

He had 520 girlfriends, and every last one of them treated him like a backup option.

Without hesitation, Qin Ming decides to break up. To hell with simping for you.

Just then, his girlfriend calls and tells Qin Ming to bring her a meal at 1:00 sharp.

He looks out the window at the thick snowfall and the bitter chill of a Level Six cold wave.

The protagonist: Bring food to your mom. We're breaking up.

The girl: Why?

The protagonist: I like your mom.

A bowl of rice smashes into the protagonist's face.

Ding! Congratulations, Host. Lifespan +10 years. You have received a Rolls-Royce.

The protagonist: We're breaking up. We're not right for each other.

The girl: What gives you the right?

The protagonist: You're not good enough for me.

Another bowl of rice smashes into the protagonist's face.

Ding! Congratulations, Host. Lifespan +20 years. You have received 50 million in cash.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.