Urban: My Social Skills Are Insanely Overpowered

In a hospital's blood donation room,

a young man asks the doctor, "If someone gets a transfusion of my blood, could they catch my symptoms?"

The doctor asks calmly, "What symptoms do you have?"

The young man replies seriously, "A social beast disorder!"

The doctor: "???"

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Chen Yan has recently come down with a strange condition: a "social beast disorder"!

At the same time, Chen Yan activates a System that gives him some bizarre skills: playing ping-pong with his hands behind his back, tying his shoes without using his hands, chopping vegetables with his eyes closed, piercing stone slabs with his fingers, automatically outdoing anyone who tries to show off, and turning every botched move into a stroke of luck...

Chen Yan: System, isn't this a little too powerful?

System: Host, make that a lot powerful.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.