Zombies? How Many Armies Could They Possibly Have?

My name is Chen Mu! By the time you read this,

I will already have become the Chief Eunuch of the Directorate of Ceremonial!

Thankfully, although I control the Imperial Seal, I haven't been castrated.

I never inherited any orthodox teachings, and I can't draw Soul-Suppressing Talismans, Corpse-Sealing Talismans, or Heavenly Thunder Talismans?

No problem. Just stamp them with the Imperial Seal, and even a fake can become real.

Even a piece of toilet paper becomes an imperial edict the moment the Imperial Seal is stamped on it.

The emperor's words are decrees issued in Heaven's name. The mandate of Heaven... is hard to defy!